Top 10 U.N. Slogans
10) If an impotent, bloated bureaucracy can't solve it, then it's best left festering.
9) You can't spell "unethical" without U.N.
8) Genocidal dictators, beware our non-binding resolutions.
7) Bringing peace to our world (actual results may vary).
6) Tomorrow's corruption today.
5) Raising pointless squabbling to an art form.
4) We take bribes so you don't have to.
3) Try our world famous cheesy fries.
2) If troubles abound, we'll be nearby doing nothing.
1) If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial America.
9) You can't spell "unethical" without U.N.
8) Genocidal dictators, beware our non-binding resolutions.
7) Bringing peace to our world (actual results may vary).
6) Tomorrow's corruption today.
5) Raising pointless squabbling to an art form.
4) We take bribes so you don't have to.
3) Try our world famous cheesy fries.
2) If troubles abound, we'll be nearby doing nothing.
1) If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial America.
posted by cpuaggie at 9:44 PM
3 Comments:
Ha! Aren't those true? Sometimes I wonder why America is part of the U.N.
Because we need allies more than anything, we're not going to be the world's only superpower for long at the rate we're going.
Its predicted that by 2025 we'll be fourth, to China, India, and Japan.
Whose prediction?
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